My name is Butch Haller.  I've been called many things in my time - womanizer, home-wrecker, D-bag, A-hole.....but most commonly I am know as the world's foremost master of the Telecaster and possibly the most prolific and talented songwriter of all time.  

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I've wrote a whole heap of songs and mostly they been stolen from me.  Nowadays I spend my time in bars, theatres, amphitheatres, halls, legions, backyards, casinos and mitzvahs showing people where all their favourite songs came from.  

 

Me....they came from me.

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And I'm taking them back.  One party at a time.

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Speaking of which - I'd like to appear at *your* party.  Contact me here for details.

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Thank you kindly,

Richard J. Haller

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